On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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