Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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