Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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