I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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