Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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