you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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