dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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