I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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