Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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