Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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