I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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