margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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