no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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