All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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