oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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