toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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