Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have post one night stand depression
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