Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
