Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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