David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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