Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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