I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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