we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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