Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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