do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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