butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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