Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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