So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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