he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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