You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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