You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
