But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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