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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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