Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am naked and annoyed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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