I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
People in love make me want to vomit
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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