He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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