So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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