i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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