Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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