who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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