Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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