ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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