I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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