marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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