To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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