My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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