why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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