Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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