I want to stick my p in your. b.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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