so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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