I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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