yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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