Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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