my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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