How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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